So I was reading about Lena Dunham and I saw she is the daughter of some people named Laurie Simmons and Carroll Dunham. My mom’s name is Carroll as well so I was all like oh dang old school lesbians with a full grown daughter. That’s hard to come by. I Googled Carroll’s name and it turns out it’s a man and he has a thing for painting butt holes and vaginas that look like Mrs. Potato Head’s mouth but with a beard.
Wouldn’t that be weird to have a well-known painter father with the name Carroll who liked to paint butt holes?
Had a dream I lived in Auburn with my cousin Mollie and we had the most bitchiinn’ house. She suddenly had to move out to go the Nevada to be in a movie because apparently she was an actress? So there was basically nothing in the house except a couch and the awesome fireplace. I was running around like mad getting ready because I was going to a Jack White show. I was wearing boxers as socks.